The Essential Pirate Joke Book
After you’ve read the hundreds of golden pirate jokes inside, you’ll be able to tell your friends “I have read hundreds of pirate jokes.” Your friends will say “Tell us a pirate joke.” Then you’ll tell your friends your favorite pirate joke (the one from page 43). The hills will be filled with roars of laughter as you deliver the punch line. Your grouchy neighbor will stick their head out the window and demand to know what all this noise is about. Once your friends have regained their composure they’ll tell your neighbor that you have just told them the best joke ever (not just the best pirate joke, but the best joke). Your neighbor will say “Oh yeah, what’s this joke?” You say that you’ll tell the joke again if your neighbor agrees to drop the complaints they registered against you with the neighborhood committee. Your neighbor says “Forget it!” Well, it’s only a pirate joke book, you can’t expect it to solve all your problems.